just-shower-thoughts:

We all have mocked dogs for chasing their tails but most guys forget that all of us have tried to suck own dick atleast once

goawfma:

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“it’s ugly until Rihanna decides it’s not”

arabwife:

Don’t ever beg for a friendship or relationship with anyone. If you don’t receive the same efforts you give out.. lose that contact b

pearlouettes:

WHAT THE FUCK

itsagifnotagif:
“The actual President wrote this not some overdramatic teenager
”

itsagifnotagif:

The actual President wrote this not some overdramatic teenager

aniseandspearmint:
“ charlesoberonn:
“ comcastkills:
“ crispy-nippletopia:
“ comcastkills:
“So many rich people outside of politics also assume this. They’re desperate to label themselves as middle class for some reason.
”
It is middle class...

aniseandspearmint:

charlesoberonn:

comcastkills:

crispy-nippletopia:

comcastkills:

So many rich people outside of politics also assume this. They’re desperate to label themselves as middle class for some reason.

It is middle class tho…..

Can I be you?

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pudge-alicious:

40mg:

If you think about it in the shower, you’re not over it

im not over like a good 50% of my life lmao

90% of horse movies

  • girl: *finds horse who is impaired in some way*
  • girl: dad can I keep it
  • dad: no there's no hope for it let's go
  • girl: dad u idiot u don't get me
  • girl: *visits horse in middle of the night*
  • *cuts to girl riding the horse in an open field bc she is free and her dad can't control her*
  • dad: how dare u
  • girl: just let me prove to u this horse is special
  • girl: *enters race*
  • girl: *wins*
  • dad: u make me so proud
  • horse: *whinnies*
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